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Re: We’re here! Virtual Holiday Party WOOT!!

Unread postby whatever_works » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:25 pm

Well happy days, my older girl came to visit. Nice chat and watched some k-pop videos.
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Re: We’re here! Virtual Holiday Party WOOT!!

Unread postby gamingdad » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:37 pm

And the car battery is dead..
Everything closed. Ugh.
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Re: We’re here! Virtual Holiday Party WOOT!!

Unread postby BartSimpson » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:05 pm

Really? What’s the battery in a Ford Taurus? A couple of double-A’s?
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Unread postby Outis » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:08 pm

Drove a Ford Taurus. Not double-A's, actually just a C.
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Re: We’re here! Virtual Holiday Party WOOT!!

Unread postby BartSimpson » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:15 pm

Well there’s your problem. Take the C batteries out of the bullhorn, put them in the Taurus, and kick up the tunes.

Why am I not surprised that a tech guy like Gamingdad is calling the help desk.
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Unread postby Fatheroffour » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:21 pm

You can make a quick and dirty jump box with a couple of coat hangers and an old microwave.
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Re: We’re here! Virtual Holiday Party WOOT!!

Unread postby Outis » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:23 pm

Coat hangers fix a lot of things.
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Unread postby BartSimpson » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:33 pm

My daughter found it necessary to gift me a personal grooming tool, something about the hair coming out of my nose and ears.

I told her I should have used a coat hanger when it was an option.
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Unread postby Jesus Christ » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:33 pm

Steelers won. All is good with the world tonight.
People get the justice they can afford.
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Unread postby BartSimpson » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:37 pm

Can’t you bet on these games? I mean, you know the Steelers are kicking these kneelers like the pussies they are.
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