As you get older, your prostate starts acting up a bit. In my recent annual physical, my doctor had me get in the fetal position, then he put on the one-finger rubber glove, annointed with a dollop of vaseline.
During my "digital examination" as they call it, the doctor said to me, "Trev, there's no need to be embarrassed. It's not unusual to get an erection with this kind of procedure." I said, "I haven't got an erection." He said, "I know, but I have."
"Personal density is directly proportional to temporal bandwidth."