Who needs a laugh?

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Re: Who needs a laugh?

Unread postby grandet2 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:01 pm

Guy 1 to his buddy - Hey, ma wife just bought me a rod and reel to go fishing
Guy 2 - awwwwwh, that is nice, she wants you to go fishing
Guy 3 - wait, she WANTS you to go fishing, hmmmm....

My ex never bought me a rod/reel combo to go fishing :shock:
“A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.”
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Re: Who needs a laugh?

Unread postby grandet2 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:45 pm

An Attorney who died unexpectedly at the age of 37...

Arriving at the Pearly Gates, he was welcomed by Saint Peter.

The good counselor immediately started to protest to the Saint how unfair his early passing was, since he was only 37.

Saint Peter said that we have a new system for determining each person's mortality -- it is called "billable hours"...

And according to our records, you are 156 years old!
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