Truck stop McD's drivethru in Oklahoma City about 15 years ago...ordered a regular hamburger meal, got about two miles down the road and found out there was no MEAT on the burger. Bread....condiments....air. Drove back, the drone behind the counter telling me he couldn't give me another burger because I'd left the area (?!?) but could give me a free small fries. Had to talk to two supervisors to finally get that sweet, sweet mutant meat.
"Your problem is you shook a wh0re tree and expected an angel to drop out."