Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby SmokinMeanRibz » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:06 pm

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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby KeepingMyKids » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:29 pm

The more I think about it, the more I think Commando might be the best single dad movie ever. It starts with him taking care of home essentials, then goes straight to him spending tons of quality time with happy and well adjusted child who is in no way, shape, or form seemingly damaged by Dad taking care of her all on his own (contrary to NJ belief). Bad people come and take away daughter, Dad responds by basically whipping the < hindquarters > of an entire third world country and retrieving daughter, all while lining up a tight bodied stewardess to bang post credits.
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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby jamessick » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:46 pm

That recent movie with Clooney in Hawaii. Descendants was it?
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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby Fatheroffour » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:23 pm

I really enjoyed last years Sanctum.

A light hearted tale of a father and son on a caving expedition. Good movie.
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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby minuette » Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:53 pm

Kramer vs Kramer...oldie but goodie.
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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby formylilgirl » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:22 pm

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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby i_won_sorta » Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:50 am

swordfish.
dad was a computer hacker who got sent to jail, mom won't let him see his daughter and is married to some porn director. dad does a hacking job, mom ends up dead... dad and daughter live happily ever after. also halle berry is in it.
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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby Trevor » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:41 am

i_won_sorta wrote:swordfish...halle berry is in it.

And so are her pert little jigglies. Or at least those of her body double.
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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby KeepingMyKids » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:20 am

Trevor wrote:
i_won_sorta wrote:swordfish...halle berry is in it.

And so are her pert little jigglies. Or at least those of her body double.



All Halle. Also quite tasty in Monsters Ball.
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Re: Positive Divorced or Separated Father movies

Postby minuette » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:54 pm

Those pert jigglies are apparently attached to an NJ, if media reports of her wranglings with the father of her child are any indication. Not that her beauty can't be appreciated, she's hot...but I'd be double-wrapping my (admittedly non-existent) wiener in my daydreams, too.
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