BartSimpson wrote:It will all work out, they met on eHarmony. 27 levels of scientific compatibility - it's a match!
I'll repeat my bit about dating sites:
Tinder - You're gonna have sex.
Bumble - You're gonna have sex, but she gets to be on top.
Plenty of Fish - You're gonna have sex, but you'll regret it.
OK Cupid - You're having sex on the third date.
OurTime.com - We better have sex, we don't have much time left.
Match.com - You might, if you're lucky, eventually have sex. Maybe.
Christian Mingle - You're gonna have sex. Once. On your wedding night.
eHarmony - You're never having sex again.