MET ON THURSDAY AND MARRIED ON MONDAY

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Re: MET ON THURSDAY AND MARRIED ON MONDAY

Unread postby breaker_morant » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:43 pm

BartSimpson wrote:It will all work out, they met on eHarmony. 27 levels of scientific compatibility - it's a match!


I'll repeat my bit about dating sites:

Tinder - You're gonna have sex.
Bumble - You're gonna have sex, but she gets to be on top.
Plenty of Fish - You're gonna have sex, but you'll regret it.
OK Cupid - You're having sex on the third date.
OurTime.com - We better have sex, we don't have much time left.
Match.com - You might, if you're lucky, eventually have sex. Maybe.
Christian Mingle - You're gonna have sex. Once. On your wedding night.
eHarmony - You're never having sex again.
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Re: MET ON THURSDAY AND MARRIED ON MONDAY

Unread postby RgHandy » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: MET ON THURSDAY AND MARRIED ON MONDAY

Unread postby bionic » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:54 pm


So the next day I texted her once to tell her when I would be there. She began asking what I thought of him?


This kind of stuff is maddening. They cheat on us and then want to have the old buddy buddy convos. Best advice from this forum that saved my sanity was learning and maintaining radio silence. Future you would slap current you for even taking a text from the ex.
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Re: MET ON THURSDAY AND MARRIED ON MONDAY

Unread postby RonSwanson » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:45 am

Ha! it's taken longer for me to get pizza delivered in my rural area than a Thursday to a Monday :)

I have a feeling you'll witness positive karma soon...
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Re: MET ON THURSDAY AND MARRIED ON MONDAY

Unread postby Enough » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:54 pm

RgHandy wrote:Then around 4 pm I got this

Ok so this is how this going to go from here on out. There will be no correspondence except by mail. You have the house address. You are not to be on the property without our permission or you will be arrested for criminal trespassing. Your property that I am allowing you to have will be in a plastic tot on the porch. I will let you know when to come get it.



That actually sounds like the new dewd who emailed you. Think about it.
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Re: MET ON THURSDAY AND MARRIED ON MONDAY

Unread postby Minerva » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:16 pm

breaker_morant wrote:
BartSimpson wrote:It will all work out, they met on eHarmony. 27 levels of scientific compatibility - it's a match!


I'll repeat my bit about dating sites:

Tinder - You're gonna have sex.
Bumble - You're gonna have sex, but she gets to be on top.
Plenty of Fish - You're gonna have sex, but you'll regret it.
OK Cupid - You're having sex on the third date.
OurTime.com - We better have sex, we don't have much time left.
Match.com - You might, if you're lucky, eventually have sex. Maybe.
Christian Mingle - You're gonna have sex. Once. On your wedding night.
eHarmony - You're never having sex again.


I don't know I had pretty good luck on eHarmony. All the super crazy chicks who want to get married cause their clock is ticking but don't have the emotional stability for a long-term relationship so they try to lock you down with the only thing they know works.
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