This is a great topic for my first post.
If I could do it over again, I probably would have just dated her for a while and stayed single. But my dumb < hindquarters > wanted to play Captain Save-a-Ho. Women are just too damn complex. I'm simple. Meat, cheese, bread, cereal, Directv and a green lawn. That's what makes me happy. That's why when young men wanna get married around 22, I'm quick to tell them wait. Kiss a few frogs and don't settle down so early. You're a few years removed from high school.